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Chicken Jokes

Which movie genre do hens like best?

Chick Flicks!

What do you call a chicken who is a little different?

Egg-centric

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be called a chicken sedan. 

What do chicken philosophers think about?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Which subject in school do chickens like best?

Egg-onomics!

What do pessimistic roosters say?

Cock-a-doodle-don’t

How do comedians like their eggs?

Funny side up!

What do you get when a hen lays her egg on a hill?

An egg roll!

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